Bastard Keith, also known as Abe Goldfarb, is a burlesque MC, singer, writer and gadabout. He is the inventor of “Burletiquette.” With his partner Rosebud he founded The Sophisticates, the only burlesque show to be thrown out of the Plaza Hotel for indecency. He is the regular MC at Burlesque Below the Bridges. He hosts frequently at the Slipper Room and appears in various shows both throughout New York and nationwide. He hosted Revealed Burlesque for its entire run and was the last weekly host at Galapagos Art Space. He has emceed large events for VICE and Bacardi.